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♪♪

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(THUNDER CRASHING)

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(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

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♪ Sometimes some crimes

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♪ Go slippin' through the cracks

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♪ But these two gumshoes

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♪ Are pickin' up the slack

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♪ There's no case too
big, no case too small

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♪ When you need help, just call

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's

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♪ Rescue Rangers

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

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♪ When there's danger

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♪ No, no, it never fails

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♪ 'Cause once they're involved

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♪ Somehow whatever's
wrong gets solved

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

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♪ Rescue Rangers

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

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♪ When there's danger

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♪ No, no, it never fails

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♪ They'll take the clues

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♪ And find the wheres
and whys and whos

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

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♪ Rescue Rangers

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

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♪ When there's danger

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

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As heroic test pilot Chip
scans the morning skies,

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he scientifically tests
the weather conditions.

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The wind is at his back,
the updraft is perfect, and the clouds...

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- (CLATTERING)
- Will you hurry up, Dale?

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How come I gotta
lug all this junk?

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'Cause you're the fearless
copilot who can handle any job.

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Hey, yeah!
Make way for the fearless copilot.

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There you go, Chip!

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Did I say fearless?
I meant brainless!

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Hold this!

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(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)

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Now give it back.

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There! The Furball XL-9
is ready for takeoff.

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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

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Crash helmets on?

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Check!

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Then blast off!

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Hang on, Dale!

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We're about to go where no
chipmunk has gone before.

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(WHOOPING)

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BOTH: Uh-oh.

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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(WOMAN SCREAMING)

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(GLASS SHATTERING)

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Hey! Look, Chip,
it followed me home.

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Can I keep it?

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Anyone in there?

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Hey, look. It works!

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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A car chase!

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(HORN HONKING)

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(PLATO HOWLING)

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Hey, it's Plato!

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He must be after a crook.

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Come on!

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Some fun, huh, Chip?

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We're right on his tail, Plato.

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Give him the siren again.

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(HOWLING)

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I gotta lose that cop.
And, boy, is he ugly!

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Get on your own side of the
car, Plato.

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(WHIMPERING)

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Oh, don't pout.

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I'm counting on you to use
the famous Crime Bite on him.

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(BARKS)

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Hey, Plato!

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Well, hello, lads.

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Came to catch the action, eh?

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Sure did. Who're you chasing?

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That scoundrel up ahead stole
the Clutchcoin Ruby necklace.

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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

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But don't worry,
Detective Drake and I

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will apprehend the villain.

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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

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Now, hang on.

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You got it.

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(HOWLING)

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That's telling him, Plato!

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Yeah!

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(HOWLING)

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(BOTH HOWLING)

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This is Detective Drake.

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I'm gonna need some backup!

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Boss! Boss! I got the ruby!

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KIRBY: You want us to take
over, Detective?

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I may be retiring in a month,
but I ain't over the hill yet.

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Plato and I'll go through here.

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You take the other side.

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Got you, Detective.

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And keep your eyes open.

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He may try to stash the ruby.

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Hey, Plato,
can we watch you catch the bad guy?

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Can we, can we, can we?

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All right. But step lively
and keep your heads down.

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Bullets may fly.

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Oh, boy!

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Bang! Bang! Ka-bang! Ka-bang!

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Boss, where are you?

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(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)

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KIRBY: He came in this way.

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He's not here.

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This ought to
rattle their badges.

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We're trapped!

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This was a whole lot easier when
we were a whole lot younger.

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Hey, there he is!

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(GASPING)

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Look, it's the ruby.

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(SIGHS)

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We gotta make some
noise to bring Plato.

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Got you!

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It sounds like the lads.

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You hear something, boy?

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How tempting.

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But that would be
much too quick.

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What I have planned will hurt
Drake more than a ton of lumber.

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All right, Percy.
Hold it right there!

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Dale!

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You ain't taking me, coppers!

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Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

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What?

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I gotta save Dale.

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(EXCLAIMING) Oh, that's cold!

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(LAUGHING) Hey, no!
Stop! Cut that out!

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Going up!

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Hey! Come on! Come on!

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Let me down!

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What's going on, Plato?

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(CHUCKLING)

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Thanks, Chipper.

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Okay, Plato,
do your stuff, big guy!

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Oh, boy! The Crime Bite!

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Go get him, Plato!

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(CHOMPING)

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(WHOOPING)

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Nice job, Plato.

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Way to go, Detective.

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You got back the necklace!

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Yeah, but it looks like that
crook, Percy, got away.

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KLORDANE: Oh, Percy,
ever the fashion trendsetter.

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(STUTTERING) Boss!
Mr. Klordane, I was looking for you.

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Uh, it's been a
really tough morning.

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I know, Percy.

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I saw it all,
even when you lost the necklace.

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Hey, that wasn't my fault!

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I was chased by the cops,
and their big dog bit me,

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and this chipmunk
grabbed my nose!

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Ow! Oh, see?
It hasn't been my day.

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It's quite all right, Percy.

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I expected you to
lose the necklace.

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You did?

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(CHUCKLING) Of course.

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Idiots are, if nothing
else, dependable.

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Gosh, thanks, Mr. Klordane.

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As for my old friend,
Detective Drake,

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it's time I paid him a visit.

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PERCY: Ow!

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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

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SPINELLI: Nice work, Drake.

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Yeah, trying to make us all
look bad before he retires.

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Oh, compared to some of my early
cases, this was nothing.

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Speaking of nothing,
the Captain wants to see you.

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(WHIMPERING EXCITEDLY)

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Watch the desk while I turn
in the evidence, partner.

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Yes, sir!

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I hear you did well, Plato.

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Got to use the famous Crime
Bite, huh?

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(SNARLING)

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Good work, boy.

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And you lads did good work, too!

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- Really, Plato?
- We did? We did?

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Well, you defeated the crook
and you got the ruby back.

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I'd call that
first-class police work.

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Hey, maybe we could
be policemen someday.

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Or policemunks, anyway.

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(PLATO LAUGHING)

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Wow!
Will you teach us how, Plato?

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Well, I suppose I could
give you a few pointers.

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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

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First of all, men,
you must never panic under fire.

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Oh,
I wasn't scared for a second.

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Oh, you were, too!

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- Was not! Was not!
- Were too! Were too!

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- Was not!
- Were too!

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All right, my lovely Fat Cat.

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Now it's time for you to make
Drake's life extremely uncomfortable.

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Here, Captain.
I got the necklace back.

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Great work, Don.

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I knew I could count on you.

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The Clutchcoin Ruby, largest,
purest ruby in the world.

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(WHISTLES)

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Boy, I'd like to find this
in my Christmas stocking.

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Why, a person could
retire on the gold alone.

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You know, Captain, there's
something screwy about this robbery.

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First, the crook came in
through the bathroom window.

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Next, he opened the safe
with a silver spoon.

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-(MUFFLED SCREAMING) - This has all
the earmarks of that master thief...

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BOTH: Aldrin Klordane!

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CAPTAIN: You gotta be
kidding, Don.

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Klordane drowned
over a year ago.

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But, Captain,
we never found the body.

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I know, it doesn't make sense,

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but I'd swear that
guy's still around.

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- CHIP: Were too! Were too!
- DALE: Was not! Was not!

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You're just jealous
'cause I was the hero.

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(CHITTERING)

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Lads, that's no way to behave.

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Police work takes teamwork.

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You've got to watch
out for your partner.

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Uh, sorry, partner.

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PLATO: And when you're following a
suspect, don't wear a funny hat.

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This is great stuff, Plato.
What else?

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And above all,
lads, remember this.

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Cases are solved by
dogged perseverance.

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You must never, never give up.

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Right! "Never give up."

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That's humorous coming from
you, Plato.

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You should have given up years
ago, you old fossil.

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Fat Cat!

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I thought you drowned
with your boss.

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Oh, no. We're doing quite
well, thank you.

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Which is more than I can say

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about that feeble-minded
flatfoot you hang around with.

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Why, you...

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(YOWLING)

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(PLATO BARKING)

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What's all the racket, Spinelli?

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It's Plato, sir.

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Drake! Grab that dog of yours
before he wrecks the place!

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(STAMMERING) Yes, sir!

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DALE: Yahoo! Ride 'em, chipmunk!

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Get those animals!

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ALL: Yes, sir!

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Alive!

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(ALL MOANING)

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That's Klordane's cat!
But that means...

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CAPTAIN: The Clutchcoin Ruby!
It's gone!

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Don, you were the
last one in my office.

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Did you see anyone?

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(YOWLING)

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(GASPING) The necklace!

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What's it doing in Drake's coat?

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And where's the ruby?

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I'm telling you,
that was Klordane's cat!

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First you blame a drowned
man, now you blame his pet.

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KIRBY: And look at this.

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Airline tickets and a
fistful of gambling debts.

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I don't believe it!

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The Detective, a thief?

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Wait! Those aren't mine!

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I suppose they're the cat's?

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00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,187
Yeah. No.

260
00:12:08,188 --> 00:12:11,811
(STAMMERING) I mean, it wasn't the cat.
It was...

261
00:12:11,812 --> 00:12:13,272
CAPTAIN: I hate to do this, Don,

262
00:12:13,273 --> 00:12:15,485
but I'm afraid
you're under arrest.

263
00:12:35,926 --> 00:12:37,587
(PLATO GROWLING)

264
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:44,053
Muldoon,
quit playing with the dog.

265
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:46,265
Let go, Plato!

266
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,808
I'm just following
the Captain's orders.

267
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,389
MULDOON: Oh, darn!

268
00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:53,192
KIRBY: Better lock him in, too.
Keep him out of trouble.

269
00:12:53,193 --> 00:12:55,815
The necklace, the missing ruby

270
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:58,988
and those gambling IOUs
that were in your pocket?

271
00:12:58,989 --> 00:13:01,240
It doesn't look good, Don.

272
00:13:01,241 --> 00:13:03,612
You know it wasn't me, Spinelli.

273
00:13:03,613 --> 00:13:05,865
Those papers were planted!

274
00:13:05,866 --> 00:13:07,706
It must be Klordane.

275
00:13:07,707 --> 00:13:09,999
He's framing me to
get me out of the way.

276
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,041
Hey, man, we believe in you,

277
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:15,966
but the DA's gonna want a better
defense than a dead crook, dig?

278
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,920
Psst!

279
00:13:20,921 --> 00:13:22,551
What are you going to do, Plato?

280
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,133
What can I do?

281
00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:26,725
Dash it,
I should've kept my temper.

282
00:13:26,726 --> 00:13:28,427
If I were free right now,

283
00:13:28,428 --> 00:13:32,101
I'd be able to track down that
ruby and clear Drake's name.

284
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:34,483
Hey, maybe Dale and I can do it.

285
00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:37,066
You, do police work?

286
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,939
Think about it.
Haven't we studied all your cases?

287
00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:42,821
That's right.
And we listen to all your stories.

288
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,744
Dash! That doesn't
make you policemen.

289
00:13:45,745 --> 00:13:48,117
We helped get that
necklace, didn't we?

290
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,538
That's true.

291
00:13:49,539 --> 00:13:53,122
You're right.
With the ruby back, they can't hold us.

292
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:55,124
Very well, men,
here's your mission.

293
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,086
Find Klordane.

294
00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,627
How do we do that?

295
00:13:58,628 --> 00:14:02,381
Try his last hideout,
the Happy Tom Catfood factory.

296
00:14:02,382 --> 00:14:06,465
If he's there, sneak in,
get the ruby, and get out.

297
00:14:06,466 --> 00:14:08,097
"And get out." Got it.

298
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,059
Oh, boy, our first case.

299
00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:12,932
Freeze, you bad guys,
we got you surrounded!

300
00:14:12,933 --> 00:14:14,733
Bang! Bang!

301
00:14:14,734 --> 00:14:17,106
Listen, lads, this is no game.

302
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,278
Detective Drake and I
will catch the criminals.

303
00:14:19,279 --> 00:14:21,400
You two just stay
out of trouble.

304
00:14:21,401 --> 00:14:22,942
Right. We're on our way.

305
00:14:22,943 --> 00:14:24,614
See you, Plato.

306
00:14:26,786 --> 00:14:27,907
Good luck, lads!

307
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:30,700
But what chance do a
couple of chipmunks have?

308
00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:42,462
This is where Klordane's
hideout is supposed to be.

309
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,007
(SQUEAKING)

310
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:52,681
Take a moment to appreciate
it, gentlemen.

311
00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:56,566
I got the ruby and
Drake got the blame.

312
00:14:59,689 --> 00:15:02,571
But, boss, that jewel is world-famous.
How are you gonna fence it?

313
00:15:02,572 --> 00:15:06,325
Fence it? Oh,
the small dreams of small minds.

314
00:15:06,326 --> 00:15:10,240
Do you think I would settle
for a paltry few million?

315
00:15:11,331 --> 00:15:14,703
No, no. This beauty is
going to the Professor.

316
00:15:14,704 --> 00:15:17,706
He and I have much
bigger plans for it.

317
00:15:17,707 --> 00:15:21,130
You boys, make sure that everything
is ready for my Arctic trip.

318
00:15:21,131 --> 00:15:23,422
I don't want any slip-ups.

319
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,926
KLORDANE: We'll meet back
here tomorrow morning at 8:00.

320
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,223
Mother always said I
had expensive tastes.

321
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,400
MOLE: Who's there?

322
00:15:41,401 --> 00:15:45,064
Just open the door,
you mental midgets.

323
00:15:45,065 --> 00:15:46,986
Sorry, boss.

324
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,567
He has a gang?

325
00:15:48,568 --> 00:15:52,031
Wow, Fat Cat, you got the ruby!

326
00:15:52,032 --> 00:15:55,834
The guys up in the
casino are gonna go nuts.

327
00:15:55,835 --> 00:15:58,167
They said you couldn't swipe it.

328
00:15:58,168 --> 00:16:01,040
They also said the
world was flat.

329
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:03,042
It isn't?

330
00:16:03,043 --> 00:16:05,544
No, only your head.

331
00:16:05,545 --> 00:16:07,176
Is the meeting set, Mole?

332
00:16:07,177 --> 00:16:12,181
Yeah. The twins are expecting
us in Chinatown at midnight.

333
00:16:12,182 --> 00:16:14,013
Perfect.

334
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:17,766
This really sets off my
eyes, don't you think?

335
00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:21,360
I've always said Klordane is
remarkably discriminating,

336
00:16:21,361 --> 00:16:23,652
yeah, yeah, for a human.

337
00:16:23,653 --> 00:16:26,105
Now, let's get up to the casino.

338
00:16:26,106 --> 00:16:29,989
I must share my magnificence
with the little people.

339
00:16:41,831 --> 00:16:45,334
Gee, Fat Cat,
isn't Mr. Klordane gonna be mad

340
00:16:45,335 --> 00:16:47,426
when he finds the ruby missing?

341
00:16:47,427 --> 00:16:49,468
He's not going to
find it missing,

342
00:16:49,469 --> 00:16:52,761
my little nearsighted numbskull.

343
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:57,097
Klordane will have his ruby
back after I've had my fun.

344
00:16:59,229 --> 00:17:00,689
Thank you, Bruno.

345
00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:02,901
We're gonna have to go in
there and get that ruby.

346
00:17:02,902 --> 00:17:05,144
In there?
That's Fat Cat's casino.

347
00:17:05,145 --> 00:17:06,526
Are you nuts?

348
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,318
Hey, Mortie,
looks like Fat Cat's

349
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,240
got himself a case
of the snoops.

350
00:17:11,241 --> 00:17:13,242
Don't be such a big, whiny baby.

351
00:17:13,243 --> 00:17:14,824
We'll just be extra careful.

352
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,291
Mom, is that you?

353
00:17:22,372 --> 00:17:25,505
Gosh! This detective stuff
is easier than I thought.

354
00:17:27,006 --> 00:17:28,508
Hiya, Bruno!

355
00:17:29,509 --> 00:17:32,172
You see?
I told you we needed disguises.

356
00:17:33,843 --> 00:17:35,935
(ALL CHATTERING)

357
00:17:45,185 --> 00:17:47,856
Oh, boy! This place is great!

358
00:17:47,857 --> 00:17:49,568
What do you think you're doing?

359
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,030
Oh, come on, Chip.
It looks like fun.

360
00:17:52,031 --> 00:17:53,532
We've got a job to do!

361
00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:56,326
Remember what Plato said?
"Dogged perseverance."

362
00:17:59,909 --> 00:18:01,621
Oh, boy, oh, boy!

363
00:18:14,053 --> 00:18:17,055
What are you doing?
We're not supposed to attract attention!

364
00:18:17,056 --> 00:18:18,477
Get rid of that stuff!

365
00:18:18,478 --> 00:18:20,179
Okay.

366
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:23,312
Like my new sparkler, boys?

367
00:18:23,313 --> 00:18:26,525
We didn't think you could
get your paws on it, Fat Cat.

368
00:18:26,526 --> 00:18:29,488
Oh, ye of little brain.

369
00:18:29,489 --> 00:18:33,902
It's trinkets like these that
show the world what I deserve,

370
00:18:33,903 --> 00:18:35,575
the best.

371
00:18:38,198 --> 00:18:41,410
♪ You can't expect
a true gourmet

372
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:44,373
♪ To settle for mere fish flambe

373
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:48,006
♪ My diet screams
for triple-star

374
00:18:48,007 --> 00:18:50,839
♪ Beluga caviar

375
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:54,092
♪ And cream by any other name

376
00:18:54,093 --> 00:18:57,426
♪ Cannot compare
with French champagne

377
00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:00,559
♪ So pop the cork
and tip your hat

378
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,102
♪ A toast to me, Fat Cat

379
00:19:04,814 --> 00:19:07,936
♪ I want the best of everything

380
00:19:07,937 --> 00:19:11,109
♪ Golden crowns
and diamond rings

381
00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:13,362
♪ Servants at my beck and call

382
00:19:13,363 --> 00:19:15,274
♪ I'll make them crawl

383
00:19:15,275 --> 00:19:18,156
♪ You know I want it all

384
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,410
♪ My velvet tux is tailor-made

385
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:24,953
♪ Embroidered silk
and jewel brocade

386
00:19:24,954 --> 00:19:27,666
♪ My good taste is so refined

387
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,879
♪ I demand the top of the line

388
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:34,172
♪ Only hand-crushed
Greek volcanic rocks

389
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,506
♪ Shall line my
lacquered litter box

390
00:19:37,507 --> 00:19:40,349
♪ A fine Italian marble bust

391
00:19:40,350 --> 00:19:43,353
♪ Engraved, In Fat Cat We Trust

392
00:19:57,657 --> 00:20:01,029
ALL: ♪ He wants the
best of everything

393
00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:04,082
♪ Golden crowns
and diamond rings

394
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:06,585
♪ Servants at his beck and call

395
00:20:06,586 --> 00:20:08,036
♪ He'll make them crawl

396
00:20:08,037 --> 00:20:10,499
♪ You know he wants it all

397
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:13,712
♪ He wants the
best of everything

398
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:17,005
♪ Golden crowns
and diamond rings

399
00:20:17,006 --> 00:20:19,217
♪ Servants at his beck and call

400
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,009
♪ I'll make them crawl

401
00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:23,011
♪ You know I want it all

402
00:20:23,012 --> 00:20:24,013
ALL: ♪ La, la, la ♪

403
00:20:25,345 --> 00:20:28,727
FAT CAT: Why,
what do we have here?

404
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,940
(HUMMING)

405
00:20:34,063 --> 00:20:37,526
A samba snack for
our dinner theater.

406
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:41,199
Yeah. We saw him and his
pal snooping outside.

407
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,321
Pal?

408
00:20:42,322 --> 00:20:45,033
Yeah. You leave my buddy alone

409
00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:47,576
or you'll never
see the ruby again.

410
00:20:47,577 --> 00:20:48,867
(GASPING)

411
00:20:48,868 --> 00:20:50,289
My ruby!

412
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:53,872
What have you done with it,
you diminutive nut-muncher?

413
00:20:53,873 --> 00:20:55,634
Put Dale down first.

414
00:20:55,635 --> 00:20:57,046
Hi.

415
00:20:59,589 --> 00:21:03,051
All right. Where's the jewel?

416
00:21:03,052 --> 00:21:04,222
Over there!

417
00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:05,805
Run for it!

418
00:21:09,058 --> 00:21:10,390
Get them!

419
00:21:22,862 --> 00:21:24,324
(GIGGLING)

420
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:26,326
Uh-oh.

421
00:21:27,747 --> 00:21:28,998
This way!

422
00:21:39,679 --> 00:21:42,131
We're gonna make it!
We're gonna make it!

423
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:48,227
Faster! Faster!

424
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:52,732
(BOTH SCREAMING)

425
00:21:56,105 --> 00:21:57,026
(FAT CAT SIGHS)

426
00:21:57,027 --> 00:22:00,900
Double zero.
It looks like I win.

427
00:22:05,495 --> 00:22:07,906
Now see what your
goofing off got us into?

428
00:22:07,907 --> 00:22:11,540
I don't know who you
are and I don't care.

429
00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:13,872
But when you cross Fat Cat,

430
00:22:13,873 --> 00:22:17,005
you go splat.

431
00:22:17,006 --> 00:22:18,838
(BOTH SCREAMING)